My Debut
Posted by mia at 08:57 AM on May 27, 2004.
now, here i am proving you lot wrong(yeah, you know who you are..in you face!) Truth be told, the only reason i'm doing this is because it's 5 in the am, and i'm trying to avoid ' The Portfolio From HELL'...Yup, that's what has been consuming my time these days, the purpose of my life....and the only reason is that it's my ticket out of cyber-fucking-jaya. It really doesn't help that my damn com takes about half an hour to open one file...or maybe it does,coz that's my cue to go waste time on sex and the city.
Today i went to IDP...feel a step closer, yet a little intimidated..what if they hate my portfolio?What if i suck big time and i'm about to find out?Aaargh...the anxiety is overwhelming...but i wasn't gonna show it today.Nope, i waltz right in,with total confidence(all a front of course), determinded not to fuck up those stupid long forms...which i did almost immmediately of course...damn dyslexia! On the bright side, least this time i didn't tick the 'male' box....yeap..been there done that(have a good excuse for that too,was watching a guy fill out his form , and monkey see, monkey do, capish?). Still, unfazed, i said to the guy straight up...I want to go to Australia...NOW!!!...check out the determination...driven by the stink of cyberjaya..ok,now i'm just being cruel.
Lainie drags me off to buy vcds...What the fuck for??She's bought tons already and hasn't watched a single one.They've just accumulated into a very messy collection. At that point, i felt no guilt about making her carry my fat ass bag. Serve you right ar!!
The Conversation on peeing.....after failing to get tickets for shrek 2
Muah: I need to pee...
Joey n Laines in unison: You always have to pee..blah blah blah..
Laines: It's like you have two bladders..
Muah: Don't we? oh no, those are lungs..
OOps, too late..I got shit for that.In my defence, i've been out of school for a long time!
[ Edit: Lainie here, and I say "No you didn't realise immediately that humans only have one bladder, you had to think about it! And this is why you should log out of your account after you're done" ]
And for God's sake, just let the girl pee in peace..
Arvin kicked my ass, after i dared him, and i could actually feel it. Then i had to make him kick the other side for balance...hmmmm..the entertainment in my life revolves around stupidity..
Anyways....my com, The SPawn of Satan(plagiarised from Will) beckons...I'll try to keep it up..i think i can, i know i can,i think i can...choo chooo!!!
Today i went to IDP...feel a step closer, yet a little intimidated..what if they hate my portfolio?What if i suck big time and i'm about to find out?Aaargh...the anxiety is overwhelming...but i wasn't gonna show it today.Nope, i waltz right in,with total confidence(all a front of course), determinded not to fuck up those stupid long forms...which i did almost immmediately of course...damn dyslexia! On the bright side, least this time i didn't tick the 'male' box....yeap..been there done that(have a good excuse for that too,was watching a guy fill out his form , and monkey see, monkey do, capish?). Still, unfazed, i said to the guy straight up...I want to go to Australia...NOW!!!...check out the determination...driven by the stink of cyberjaya..ok,now i'm just being cruel.
Lainie drags me off to buy vcds...What the fuck for??She's bought tons already and hasn't watched a single one.They've just accumulated into a very messy collection. At that point, i felt no guilt about making her carry my fat ass bag. Serve you right ar!!
The Conversation on peeing.....after failing to get tickets for shrek 2
Muah: I need to pee...
Joey n Laines in unison: You always have to pee..blah blah blah..
Laines: It's like you have two bladders..
Muah: Don't we? oh no, those are lungs..
OOps, too late..I got shit for that.In my defence, i've been out of school for a long time!
[ Edit: Lainie here, and I say "No you didn't realise immediately that humans only have one bladder, you had to think about it! And this is why you should log out of your account after you're done" ]
And for God's sake, just let the girl pee in peace..
Arvin kicked my ass, after i dared him, and i could actually feel it. Then i had to make him kick the other side for balance...hmmmm..the entertainment in my life revolves around stupidity..
Anyways....my com, The SPawn of Satan(plagiarised from Will) beckons...I'll try to keep it up..i think i can, i know i can,i think i can...choo chooo!!!
