i'm so horny again.

i want to fuck.

i love sex.

i love naughty sex.

S&M!

i want to be tied up..cuffed to the bed..whipped..spanked..

i want Golden Showers!

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I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fantasy!!

I wanna get you in the back seat windows up
That's the way you like to fuck, clogged up fog alert
Rip the pants and rip the shirt, rough sex make it hurt
In the garden all in the dirt

What about up in the candy store that chocolate chocolate make it melt
Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little booty up with my belt
Scream help play my game; dracula man I'll get my fangs
Horseback and I'll get my reigns, school teacher let me get my brains

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ahh






PAYBACK! hah.

i have diorrhea



grumble...splurt splurt ...plop



[Edit : this is Nessa writing on behalf of Daphne]

After a rather bumpy start to keeping an online journal..(mainly because i had inteference from some other parties with nothing better to do, you know who u are and because i was.. yes...BUs-la-zy.) I have RETURNED!!!!

Now...you people who have been blogging for ages, lemme just say...hats off to u guys..it's tough. I mean you have to be consistent n commited and all that mumbo jumbo...which i personally don't practice in life. And you also gotta spell right...which i also don't do.

But yeah, anyway..i've decided that had to come a reconquer my page..clear my name..ahem ahem. I have changed my pASSWORd...haha..sucked in lainie,go vedi,veni,vicci somewhere else.(unfortunately, i think she knows how to hack stuff)

There have been some false allegations made against me, and i hereby would like to represent myself, to clarify..er..myself.

Location : Coffee Bean
Convo:
Me: What's the smallest size?
Cashier: Small
Annoying smart arses lainie n Vanessa: Giggle giggle

Now, although i did say that, there is a very good reason as to why i did. Some drinks only start from regular to large...Capish? Comprende?

Location : Hollywood ( ipoh, halal chinese coffee shop)
Me on the phone with lainie : Er,hi, is my name daphne yeo?
Lainie: Yeah, last time i checked it was..
Everyone at the table: Giggle giggle..(they do that alot)

Explaination: I was distracted, and i meant to ask , was my new email add at g.mail daphne yeo, she set it up for me.

Lastly...

Location : Couch, Home, Ipoh

Lainie's head on my lap watching telly..

me bullying lainie..strategically placing honey stars on her nipples(we're not gay..i'm so not gay, like you guys don't know it, what with my purple dildo etc) ,sticking a ciggie up her nose, and dripping water over her head..(sounds so wrong)

me sounding even more wrong: Lainie, i like you in this position, i can do all kinds of things to you..

blah bblah blahhhhh...spit spit

Did i say that...god..ok..i give up defending myself, that's just a gone case..I have reached new heights of mental blackouts. Forgive me...

To be honest,i'm proud..I can laugh at myself. Now we should always be able to do that shouldn't we?

ok..i gotta go now..lainie just arrived, and punched me in the head coz i misspelled her name..then i misspelled misspelled..if u get my drift..

ok..late ez

Ok ok..she's distracted...i'm gonna write some more. Gimme a break, i haven't written for ages, i've got lots to say..

I'm going to the land down under...MELBOURNE...here i come..WaTCh OUt !!!!

Now i really gotta go...lainie's touching my arm...going:

OOooo..fur!!!

Don't touch me fur...nobody touch me fur...me fur is like me afro..
it's where all the luck is..