READY STEADY WRITE
Posted by mia at 02:33 PM on July 13, 2004.
nah, don't feel like it...
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July 6th, 2004
S.My.ASS
Posted by mia at 01:17 PM on July 6, 2004.
SMS is a funny thing…you gotta be real careful.
Me: Mum says you sound nice, but you better not hurt me, or she’ll cut of your balls and fry em.
Pete: I won’t, I’m keeping my balls. I might make you scream..but that’s about it.
By this time, my phone was in the hands of Lainie and Vanessa. They read it, giggled, didn’t reply.
Pete: Sorry that was lame.
Nessa and Lainie : We thought so too, but Daph would like it..
Pete suffered the consequences of smsing.
I too have been a victim of my own smsing flaws..
Here is what NOT to do if you’re ever trying to get off work :
No.1. Don’t try to be too clever, as I’ve experienced myself. Trying too hard to make things look real can get messy and back fire in a dangerous way. Below is a true story for your learning benefit.
Call Nadia: (Boss called Sani’s girlfriend, my friend, mum’s friend) : Hey, I’ve got an allergy, my face just broke out..really bad..what do I do?? Oh, shit..i can’t make it to work today..
Call Boss Sani : Repeat the same story.
Here’s where the plan failed..Note:
NO. 2. Don’t try to cover your tracks absent mindedly.
SMS mum : Skipping work today, don’t tell anyone, especially Nadia..
Beep beep(that’s so annoying anyway)
MESSAGE SENT TO NADIA
Arrghh..the horror washed over me and I felt my body become warm, the sort of feeling that you get when you know you’re in trouble, when you know you’ve dug your own grave, when you know you’re going down….(waves white flag in the air)
NO. 3. NEVER SMS
You getting my drift?? SMSing is the most evil thing in the world.
Wish I could elaborate.
Gotta go, Lainie, guilty of being the queen of SMS ( I’m trying to sleep when …beep beep…Lainie: GAN BEI!!! )…is here.
Here’s a tip people, wanna get me…dial the numbers and SPEAK…it ain’t that hard. Smsing has many times been the cause of me closely crashing into things, via car or body, mainly because I can’t multitask. So be nice, if you love me, Call ME.
Me: Mum says you sound nice, but you better not hurt me, or she’ll cut of your balls and fry em.
Pete: I won’t, I’m keeping my balls. I might make you scream..but that’s about it.
By this time, my phone was in the hands of Lainie and Vanessa. They read it, giggled, didn’t reply.
Pete: Sorry that was lame.
Nessa and Lainie : We thought so too, but Daph would like it..
Pete suffered the consequences of smsing.
I too have been a victim of my own smsing flaws..
Here is what NOT to do if you’re ever trying to get off work :
No.1. Don’t try to be too clever, as I’ve experienced myself. Trying too hard to make things look real can get messy and back fire in a dangerous way. Below is a true story for your learning benefit.
Call Nadia: (Boss called Sani’s girlfriend, my friend, mum’s friend) : Hey, I’ve got an allergy, my face just broke out..really bad..what do I do?? Oh, shit..i can’t make it to work today..
Call Boss Sani : Repeat the same story.
Here’s where the plan failed..Note:
NO. 2. Don’t try to cover your tracks absent mindedly.
SMS mum : Skipping work today, don’t tell anyone, especially Nadia..
Beep beep(that’s so annoying anyway)
MESSAGE SENT TO NADIA
Arrghh..the horror washed over me and I felt my body become warm, the sort of feeling that you get when you know you’re in trouble, when you know you’ve dug your own grave, when you know you’re going down….(waves white flag in the air)
NO. 3. NEVER SMS
You getting my drift?? SMSing is the most evil thing in the world.
Wish I could elaborate.
Gotta go, Lainie, guilty of being the queen of SMS ( I’m trying to sleep when …beep beep…Lainie: GAN BEI!!! )…is here.
Here’s a tip people, wanna get me…dial the numbers and SPEAK…it ain’t that hard. Smsing has many times been the cause of me closely crashing into things, via car or body, mainly because I can’t multitask. So be nice, if you love me, Call ME.
Oh, just another SATURDAY
Posted by mia at 01:10 PM on July 6, 2004.
AXN KL City Challenge ( Nomad Adventure team, you do guys do a great job, Yuen Lee,you go girl! )
So I was looking forward to this race coz I had an awesome time last year, did all kinds of stuff that you couldn’t normally do…like Tyrolean Traverse across Sungai (river) Klang, abseil down the KTM building, lie on Uncle Mike, my hot ex-team mate…hahah..i doubt you’ll see this, but if you do…it’s a JOKE. We finished 4th out of all the mixed teams which was not bad at all, seeing as we thought we were just gonna goof off most of the race.
This time round, I had no choice but to goof off. I had trouble finding team mates, and ended up with two English Math teachers from an international school in Kl… I had never met either of them, and anticipated what they’d be like..
Mia: I hope they’re hot..
Lainie : With your luck, old, fat and balding Indian dude (nothing racist, I just seem to be their cup of tea) with a British accent.
Mia: I hope their hot..
Mum : The least of your worries.
Mia : But I wonder if their hot, and will carry me out, should I accidentally (or deliberately) fall… Hahhaha…(I’m sure I could have set it up)
Mum : You should be hoping they are fit and experienced..
Well who ever said Mum knows best…definitely wasn’t kidding…DAMN..i hate it when she’s right..
Both team mates 30 ish…too old,1 married. Hotnest now becomes irrelevant, and I start to worry about the race…
Team mate 1 : not sure if he looked more like he was Armish or from the Taliban. Nice enough bloke, with either the worse case of cramps or the best talent for acting ( oscar award winning, you should have heard the yelps, and seen the dramatic falls.. ) I was amazed…also a tad relieved I wasn’t the weakest link.
Team mate 2 : No complaints, cool dude.
I didn’t really care about winning, but it was a bit of a wasted effort. We took so long, coz team mate No 1, would plop himself down and refuse to move, and whine until he was ready or got worried that we were gonna leave him behind. I should have known that was inevitable after we lost him 2 seconds after the start. Shattered were my hopes of impressing Maurice Lucouix( can’t spell that) , coz I wanted to be on their team, and wasn’t picked.
Comments from people after we finally crossed the finish line:
“We were gonna send a search party”…Hahaha..not funny
“Can’t believe you got lost”…we didn’t…NOT Funny
Both had a good sense of humour which made the race bearable.
Mystery test, where we all had to climb over each other:
Mia: I can’t believe I’m gonna have all your body weight on top of me.
Team mate No1 : Some girls wouldn’t complain..
Team mate No 2 ( I love you for this ) : Some girls are paid..
Ouch..haha
Mystery test 2, required me alone to eat a spoonful of live wriggling worms..
Both team mates : We’ll have some too…
haha,retards… but very cool..
Worms actually taste nice.. I wonder about the nutritional value though.
Abseiling down the world’s tallest flagpole at Dataran Merdeka :
I volunteered to do this, because I so wanted to be able to say I did it, I shut the little voice inside my head that was whispering, “you are afraid of heights !” up.. a slight mistake..
Climbing up the ladder inside the flagpole was fucking nerve wrecking, and my arms were about to give way anytime. When I finally got up, set up the abseil device, and climbed over the bar, I turned into a whimpering baby..
Hero Safety man( who I honestly think couldn’t do his job any better and who I’m eternally grateful to) : It’s ok, I’ve got you..
Mia: No, I don’t think I can let go…I’ll fall..
H.S.M : You won’t…I’ve got you..
Mia : Are you sure?
H.S.M : yes…just let go…(in the softest voice) I’ve got your safety rope.
In my head, I saw you tie that, it’s like a little knot you learn at girl guides, do you have any idea how much I weigh?? Ain’t gonna hold MR!!! Lunatic !!! I look at my rope, I would fall 10 inches before I’m actually hanging in the harness, it’s too long, I know this.
Mia : shorten my rope, SHORTEN it…then I’ll let go.
H. S.M : Ok ok..
Mia: Ok..ok..i’m gonna let go now..NO, I can’t..
I was third time lucky..and finally let go to everyones relieve. ARRgghh….it was the scariest thing being on the edge and holding on for dear life with one hand. On the way down, my mind was like a flashing like lighting..
Image of me letting go,and falling to my death.
Image of harness breaking, and me falling to my death.
Image of me from the clouds looking down at my smashed up body..(Hahah, I actually thought I was going to heaven, I must have been scared shitless)
I’m sorry I went on and on, it was an ordeal that I got through and I’m proud of myself. It was really hard for me…at the bottom, my fingers were burning through the gloves coz I had been so tense. What an ordeal.
Now what does a girl do to relax after a hard days work? GO CLUBBING!!!
Lainie : You want to go home right? You’re tired…lets go back to ipoh..
Mia: Hell NO!!! I’m gonna shake my bootie!
Ok, this time I really bit off more than I could chew.
Mental note: 11th commandment: Thou shall not try to be superwoman..
All I did was sit on my arse the whole night…and baby sit sweet drunk JOSIE a.k.a Aunty Pussy (coined by her nieces, clever, we relish in using it in public as loudly as possible) who wanted to walk all over Bangsar with me tailing her like a dogue.
NO REGRETS…bloggers you made my night..
I met Hayden, the shuffler from a video I had downloaded online..Fucking awesome!!
My faith has been restored in bloggers..
Mia : Blah blah blah, what’s your name again?
Hayden : Hayden
Synaps in my brain..hayden? hmm?Video..SHUFFLER.. Omigod!!!It’s him..
Mia : Shit…I said I was gonna marry you..(oops..it just came out,need to learn how to keep my mouth shut)
Hayden : Haha, now that you’ve seen me, not anymore huh?
I was stumped so I just mumbled my way out of it…
Mia: Er,no …you’d be freaked out if I still did.. I’m just a sucker for Melbourne Shufflers..
Way to go Mia…Great Save.
ANYWAY, I’ve found someone..PETE SHERRY..
He’s the man..
And definitely deserves a mention..
He’s not just someone…he’s amazing. And makes me wanna sing despicable love tunes all day long. I’m lucky..things are still in early stages, but we’ll see how it goes, so far..it’s all GOOOOOooooddddDDDDD…
Gotta run…CAmmacho, my darling cat just coughed out a hairball on the dinning table.Sometimes I just want to barbeque her!!GGGGgrrr
So I was looking forward to this race coz I had an awesome time last year, did all kinds of stuff that you couldn’t normally do…like Tyrolean Traverse across Sungai (river) Klang, abseil down the KTM building, lie on Uncle Mike, my hot ex-team mate…hahah..i doubt you’ll see this, but if you do…it’s a JOKE. We finished 4th out of all the mixed teams which was not bad at all, seeing as we thought we were just gonna goof off most of the race.
This time round, I had no choice but to goof off. I had trouble finding team mates, and ended up with two English Math teachers from an international school in Kl… I had never met either of them, and anticipated what they’d be like..
Mia: I hope they’re hot..
Lainie : With your luck, old, fat and balding Indian dude (nothing racist, I just seem to be their cup of tea) with a British accent.
Mia: I hope their hot..
Mum : The least of your worries.
Mia : But I wonder if their hot, and will carry me out, should I accidentally (or deliberately) fall… Hahhaha…(I’m sure I could have set it up)
Mum : You should be hoping they are fit and experienced..
Well who ever said Mum knows best…definitely wasn’t kidding…DAMN..i hate it when she’s right..
Both team mates 30 ish…too old,1 married. Hotnest now becomes irrelevant, and I start to worry about the race…
Team mate 1 : not sure if he looked more like he was Armish or from the Taliban. Nice enough bloke, with either the worse case of cramps or the best talent for acting ( oscar award winning, you should have heard the yelps, and seen the dramatic falls.. ) I was amazed…also a tad relieved I wasn’t the weakest link.
Team mate 2 : No complaints, cool dude.
I didn’t really care about winning, but it was a bit of a wasted effort. We took so long, coz team mate No 1, would plop himself down and refuse to move, and whine until he was ready or got worried that we were gonna leave him behind. I should have known that was inevitable after we lost him 2 seconds after the start. Shattered were my hopes of impressing Maurice Lucouix( can’t spell that) , coz I wanted to be on their team, and wasn’t picked.
Comments from people after we finally crossed the finish line:
“We were gonna send a search party”…Hahaha..not funny
“Can’t believe you got lost”…we didn’t…NOT Funny
Both had a good sense of humour which made the race bearable.
Mystery test, where we all had to climb over each other:
Mia: I can’t believe I’m gonna have all your body weight on top of me.
Team mate No1 : Some girls wouldn’t complain..
Team mate No 2 ( I love you for this ) : Some girls are paid..
Ouch..haha
Mystery test 2, required me alone to eat a spoonful of live wriggling worms..
Both team mates : We’ll have some too…
haha,retards… but very cool..
Worms actually taste nice.. I wonder about the nutritional value though.
Abseiling down the world’s tallest flagpole at Dataran Merdeka :
I volunteered to do this, because I so wanted to be able to say I did it, I shut the little voice inside my head that was whispering, “you are afraid of heights !” up.. a slight mistake..
Climbing up the ladder inside the flagpole was fucking nerve wrecking, and my arms were about to give way anytime. When I finally got up, set up the abseil device, and climbed over the bar, I turned into a whimpering baby..
Hero Safety man( who I honestly think couldn’t do his job any better and who I’m eternally grateful to) : It’s ok, I’ve got you..
Mia: No, I don’t think I can let go…I’ll fall..
H.S.M : You won’t…I’ve got you..
Mia : Are you sure?
H.S.M : yes…just let go…(in the softest voice) I’ve got your safety rope.
In my head, I saw you tie that, it’s like a little knot you learn at girl guides, do you have any idea how much I weigh?? Ain’t gonna hold MR!!! Lunatic !!! I look at my rope, I would fall 10 inches before I’m actually hanging in the harness, it’s too long, I know this.
Mia : shorten my rope, SHORTEN it…then I’ll let go.
H. S.M : Ok ok..
Mia: Ok..ok..i’m gonna let go now..NO, I can’t..
I was third time lucky..and finally let go to everyones relieve. ARRgghh….it was the scariest thing being on the edge and holding on for dear life with one hand. On the way down, my mind was like a flashing like lighting..
Image of me letting go,and falling to my death.
Image of harness breaking, and me falling to my death.
Image of me from the clouds looking down at my smashed up body..(Hahah, I actually thought I was going to heaven, I must have been scared shitless)
I’m sorry I went on and on, it was an ordeal that I got through and I’m proud of myself. It was really hard for me…at the bottom, my fingers were burning through the gloves coz I had been so tense. What an ordeal.
Now what does a girl do to relax after a hard days work? GO CLUBBING!!!
Lainie : You want to go home right? You’re tired…lets go back to ipoh..
Mia: Hell NO!!! I’m gonna shake my bootie!
Ok, this time I really bit off more than I could chew.
Mental note: 11th commandment: Thou shall not try to be superwoman..
All I did was sit on my arse the whole night…and baby sit sweet drunk JOSIE a.k.a Aunty Pussy (coined by her nieces, clever, we relish in using it in public as loudly as possible) who wanted to walk all over Bangsar with me tailing her like a dogue.
NO REGRETS…bloggers you made my night..
I met Hayden, the shuffler from a video I had downloaded online..Fucking awesome!!
My faith has been restored in bloggers..
Mia : Blah blah blah, what’s your name again?
Hayden : Hayden
Synaps in my brain..hayden? hmm?Video..SHUFFLER.. Omigod!!!It’s him..
Mia : Shit…I said I was gonna marry you..(oops..it just came out,need to learn how to keep my mouth shut)
Hayden : Haha, now that you’ve seen me, not anymore huh?
I was stumped so I just mumbled my way out of it…
Mia: Er,no …you’d be freaked out if I still did.. I’m just a sucker for Melbourne Shufflers..
Way to go Mia…Great Save.
ANYWAY, I’ve found someone..PETE SHERRY..
He’s the man..
And definitely deserves a mention..
He’s not just someone…he’s amazing. And makes me wanna sing despicable love tunes all day long. I’m lucky..things are still in early stages, but we’ll see how it goes, so far..it’s all GOOOOOooooddddDDDDD…
Gotta run…CAmmacho, my darling cat just coughed out a hairball on the dinning table.Sometimes I just want to barbeque her!!GGGGgrrr
June 29th, 2004
I'm BACk !!Spread the word...
Posted by mia at 02:17 PM on June 29, 2004.
After a rather bumpy start to keeping an online journal..(mainly because i had inteference from some other parties with nothing better to do, you know who u are and because i was.. yes...BUs-la-zy.) I have RETURNED!!!!
Now...you people who have been blogging for ages, lemme just say...hats off to u guys..it's tough. I mean you have to be consistent n commited and all that mumbo jumbo...which i personally don't practice in life. And you also gotta spell right...which i also don't do.
But yeah, anyway..i've decided that had to come a reconquer my page..clear my name..ahem ahem. I have changed my pASSWORd...haha..sucked in lainie,go vedi,veni,vicci somewhere else.(unfortunately, i think she knows how to hack stuff)
There have been some false allegations made against me, and i hereby would like to represent myself, to clarify..er..myself.
Location : Coffee Bean
Convo:
Me: What's the smallest size?
Cashier: Small
Annoying smart arses lainie n Vanessa: Giggle giggle
Now, although i did say that, there is a very good reason as to why i did. Some drinks only start from regular to large...Capish? Comprende?
Location : Hollywood ( ipoh, halal chinese coffee shop)
Me on the phone with lainie : Er,hi, is my name daphne yeo?
Lainie: Yeah, last time i checked it was..
Everyone at the table: Giggle giggle..(they do that alot)
Explaination: I was distracted, and i meant to ask , was my new email add at g.mail daphne yeo, she set it up for me.
Lastly...
Location : Couch, Home, Ipoh
Lainie's head on my lap watching telly..
me bullying lainie..strategically placing honey stars on her nipples(we're not gay..i'm so not gay, like you guys don't know it, what with my purple dildo etc) ,sticking a ciggie up her nose, and dripping water over her head..(sounds so wrong)
me sounding even more wrong: Lainie, i like you in this position, i can do all kinds of things to you..
blah bblah blahhhhh...spit spit
Did i say that...god..ok..i give up defending myself, that's just a gone case..I have reached new heights of mental blackouts. Forgive me...
To be honest,i'm proud..I can laugh at myself. Now we should always be able to do that shouldn't we?
ok..i gotta go now..lainie just arrived, and punched me in the head coz i misspelled her name..then i misspelled misspelled..if u get my drift..
ok..late ez
Ok ok..she's distracted...i'm gonna write some more. Gimme a break, i haven't written for ages, i've got lots to say..
I'm going to the land down under...MELBOURNE...here i come..WaTCh OUt !!!!
Now i really gotta go...lainie's touching my arm...going:
OOooo..fur!!!
Don't touch me fur...nobody touch me fur...me fur is like me afro..
it's where all the luck is..
Now...you people who have been blogging for ages, lemme just say...hats off to u guys..it's tough. I mean you have to be consistent n commited and all that mumbo jumbo...which i personally don't practice in life. And you also gotta spell right...which i also don't do.
But yeah, anyway..i've decided that had to come a reconquer my page..clear my name..ahem ahem. I have changed my pASSWORd...haha..sucked in lainie,go vedi,veni,vicci somewhere else.(unfortunately, i think she knows how to hack stuff)
There have been some false allegations made against me, and i hereby would like to represent myself, to clarify..er..myself.
Location : Coffee Bean
Convo:
Me: What's the smallest size?
Cashier: Small
Annoying smart arses lainie n Vanessa: Giggle giggle
Now, although i did say that, there is a very good reason as to why i did. Some drinks only start from regular to large...Capish? Comprende?
Location : Hollywood ( ipoh, halal chinese coffee shop)
Me on the phone with lainie : Er,hi, is my name daphne yeo?
Lainie: Yeah, last time i checked it was..
Everyone at the table: Giggle giggle..(they do that alot)
Explaination: I was distracted, and i meant to ask , was my new email add at g.mail daphne yeo, she set it up for me.
Lastly...
Location : Couch, Home, Ipoh
Lainie's head on my lap watching telly..
me bullying lainie..strategically placing honey stars on her nipples(we're not gay..i'm so not gay, like you guys don't know it, what with my purple dildo etc) ,sticking a ciggie up her nose, and dripping water over her head..(sounds so wrong)
me sounding even more wrong: Lainie, i like you in this position, i can do all kinds of things to you..
blah bblah blahhhhh...spit spit
Did i say that...god..ok..i give up defending myself, that's just a gone case..I have reached new heights of mental blackouts. Forgive me...
To be honest,i'm proud..I can laugh at myself. Now we should always be able to do that shouldn't we?
ok..i gotta go now..lainie just arrived, and punched me in the head coz i misspelled her name..then i misspelled misspelled..if u get my drift..
ok..late ez
Ok ok..she's distracted...i'm gonna write some more. Gimme a break, i haven't written for ages, i've got lots to say..
I'm going to the land down under...MELBOURNE...here i come..WaTCh OUt !!!!
Now i really gotta go...lainie's touching my arm...going:
OOooo..fur!!!
Don't touch me fur...nobody touch me fur...me fur is like me afro..
it's where all the luck is..